SPOILER-Y THINGS

BEWARE IF YOU KEEP READING

OKAY HERE GOES

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HARRY POTTER IS BACK AND EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL AND IT'S THE WIZARDING WORLD BUT NINETEEN YEARS LATER AND AAAHHHHHH

Acts two and three were, er, a bit cringey. But NEVER MIND LET'S TALK ABOUT ALL THE WONDERFULNESS

Here follows a non-comprehensive list of my thoughts
1) SCORBUS. I SHIP IT EVEN HARDER
2) Finally had it out about all of Dumbledore's questionable decisions THANK MERLIN
3) Addressing Harry's terrible name choices. Woop woop.
4) Hermione is Minister and EVERYTHING IS RIGHT IN THE WORLD
5) Literally ignoring the plot just to surround myself in Harry Potter goodness
6) I love alternate reality Ron, Hermione and Snape being rebel fighters
7) DID I MENTION THE SCORBUS
8) That bit when Harry has to watch his parents die HOLY MOLY THAT WAS TRAUMATIC
9) JKR IS QUEEN THAT IS ALL