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Book: How to Survive A Horror Movie

Author: Seth Grahame-Smith

Book Series: Standalone

Rating: 5/5

Publication Date: September 24, 2019

Publisher: Quirk Books

Pages: 176

Recommended Age: 15+ (violence, gore, horror movie tropes)

Synopsis: Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.

From ghosts, vampires, and zombies to serial killers, cannibalistic hillbillies, and haunted Japanese videocassettes, How to Survive a Horror Movie shows how to defeat every obstacle found in scary films. Readers will discover:

- How to Perform an Exorcism
- What to Do If You Did Something Last Summer
- How to Persuade the Skeptical Local Sheriff
- How to Vanquish a Murderous Doll
- How to Survive an Alien Invasion
- How to Tell If You've Been Dead Since the Beginning of the Movie

and much, much more. Complete with useful instructions, insane illustrations, and a list of 100 important films to study, How to Survive a Horror Movie is essential reading for prom queens, jocks, teenage babysitters, and anyone employed by a summer camp.

Review: This is a weird book but all book by Seth are and that's why I love them so much. This was basically a love story to all horror lovers. I loved how it was tongue and cheek as well.

My only issue is that I wished it ended better. It didn't feel wrapped up fully.

Verdict: If you love horror, you'll love this.