I feel like I could maybe get into something else by this author based on the writing style, so I'll try again, but this was so syrupy sweet and cheesy and has the most surreal insta-love I've ever read in my life. Literally within an hour or two of meeting, I think, was the first time the hero internally professed his undying love and devotion to the heroine, and my eyebrows hit the roof, y'all.