Because I felt like being nice I gave this book a three star rating instead of a two like I originally wanted too.

Sookie Stackhouse a small town cocktail waitress desires one thing in her life. To meet a vampire. And what happens when she meets one? That is how the novel starts.

I was warned about the sexual content of this book before hand that I wasn't surprised by it, but there were a few things I didn't get.

~A traumatic event happens in her life, so she goes and looses her virginity
~Something happens in Bill's life, he takes his anger out by pounding her still she is soar.
~They do it, then five seconds later she is mad at him for something.
~Then she compares two guys asses!!!!

Some of thge things Bill says to her in the beginning creeped me out. I would not have talked to a guy after he said something like that to me.....

“But there's a juicy artery in your groin," he said after a pause to regroup, his voice as slithery as a snake on a slide......."

CREEPY!I would be like this to get out of there..............



The dialect was out there for me too. I don't think real southern people talk like that nowadays. Feel free to correct me, but Sookie talks like a ninety year old grandma! Act twenty three dammit! Not like my grandmother! Gahhhhh! It was so infuriating!

"Don't you talk dirty," I told him. "I won't listen to that.”

She says "I won't listen to that," so much in this book that every time I read it a pictured a old woman saying it.

I don't know what I expected from this book but what I got was extremely disappointing. Best part is, I felt no attraction to any of these characters like I do in other books.