“I fuck with sea turtles heavy because they’re loners. They actually rarely interact with each other unless they're mating and I respect that, because if you’re not clapping these cheeks why are you in my space?"

Y’all!

I have never in my years of reading had a book boyfriend but Mr Martin and his antics have changed my life lol 

I have never been a contemporary romance girlie but do know Natasha ‘that Bish’ Bishops books have set THEE standard for the rest of you!