This is a horrific and gory ride that will leave you simultaneously wanting to go to IKEA and viewing it as the stuff of nightmares. Everything from the product names to the book design itself is so wonderfully sardonic. Like seriously, BALSAK, GURNE? I'm dead. And I actually would be dead if I had to be in this hellscape of a retail experience. But on the bright side, it's well written and fun to read so it's almost worth it.