Ok.... let me get this straight.... because I'm at my literal wits end here with Hannah.

Norman: 
*Loyal to Hannah (even to her bakery and wouldn't visit rivals)
*Built her a literal dream house that Hannah Herself designs
*Compliments Hannah and tells her how much he loves her personality and mind
*Gets along SUPER well with her cat

Mike:
*Not loyal at all to Hannah in any way
*Constantly ditches her after promising her dates and doesn't call to tell her he'll not be there
*Tries to buy her affection back with "surprising" her with acts of affection (but also does so with another girl when she's alive)
*Does not get along with her cat

BUT SHE CAN'T DECIDE WHO SHE WANTS?!?!? At this point Norman needs to dip, he's too good for her. Hannah feels like she was written by a man who thinks women only care about looks and not literally anything other than that. 

Also, she won't stop being dumb and getting into situations where she's almost murdered. She definitely should have actually been murdered by now if she were a real person.