Another collection of Barron's ridiculously muscular and physical tales of ridiculously vast and cosmic horror. Hunky hunters get hunted! Sorority sisters get spooked! Gunny gangster gets gazumped! Loving lesbians go lycanthrope! Creepy corporate creep gets crepuscled! Lewd legbreaker gets... laminated! I think I'm making up some of these words! Geeky god gyrates! I'm sorry I started this! Wild Bunch turns into Fried Lunch! Last one! Angsting author adumbrates! Okay? Happy? No? GODAMMIT!

Great collection all the same. Ridiculous reviewer retires.