jeff vandermeer: there's a bear
me: okay
jeff vandermeer: the bear is very, very, very big
me: i'm with you
jeff vandermeer: the bear is a failed experiment by an evil corporation that has now turned on said corporation and rules the city with the help of several smaller bear servants that murder everything in sight
me: uh, i-
jeff vandermeer: THE BEAR CAN FLY
me: *jenny slate scream*











jeff vandermeer: the bear used to be a person
me: god damn it