I bought ASUP (dang, this could be a meta acronym if it had a really long subtitle!) as a birthday gift for my wife. When it arrived, she asked me to read it out loud to her and was reportedly delighted by my present.

Alas, there was no mention of why anyone had to give Carl uranium per se, since any strip of smoke-detector “americium” would have contained some uranium thanks to radioactive decay. (Hank! I will gladly claim to routinely carry 20 hats if I get an answer—you can feed two birds with one scone!)