Well ... it's just not going to happen. Putting this in the DNF pile. There's just too many books out there that I really enjoy to stick with one that I don't. The premise was good, and it started off interestingly enough, but then ... it was just silly and stupid. I was at around 32% when I stopped and moved to something else. Every time I finished a book, I tried coming back to this one, but every time I would just roll my eyes and shake my head and stop again. Glancing at all the high reviews, I can't help but wonder if we were really reading the same thing?