OKAY SO this book is fucking hilarious and SO WILDLY HORNY. I had a joy of a time. Is it a good book? No, not really. Sometimes the things that are written are so wild you just have to sit there and go "....stephanie are you okay?"

It is 2020 so wrt "this book makes young women want ABUSERS," 1) at least in this book, the worst thing Edward Cullen does is something that NO ONE TALKS ABOUT (

HE TASTED BELLA'S TEAR???? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???

) 2) I do not actually care that much, all straight romance written by women presents us a warped vision of the men they want and that's because heterosexuality is a prison and straight people are not okay.

Anyway, I had a delight listening to this; it made me laugh, and it's a fun vampire story. If you go in with the understanding that it's just a fun stupid romance, rather than a Dramatic Romance, you might have a better time?