Ah, terrible parents, forever scarring their children. This book felt formulaic and trite, but it was a good entertainment. I did love how well they communicated with each other, especially on Archer's end, which made the book exponentially better. Otherwise, the characters didn't have much personality, outside of Emma, who the next book is about. I'd be curious about her because she seems fun, but I'm not sure I'm interested enough in the trope-bait writing to read it. We'll see.

TW: sexism, sexual content, alcohol consumption, unconsensual filming during sex, violence; mentions pregnancy