Okay, this monstrosity was clever. Yeah. But it's also filled with body-shaming and just some unpleasant stuff.

Spoiler

I was really hoping it would end with something like:

My beaver is fine just the way it looks,
If you don't like it, I'll smack you with my books!

Instead it was highly predictable in that she had it "groomed" and suddenly everyone is happy with it.