New Achievement!

You have a new favorite song. It will play endlessly on loop in your head for the foreseeable future. You will no longer be able to recall the original lyrics and your pretty sure Oasis wouldn't be cool with this because they seem like a couple of big dicks. Enjoy.  

"Wonder Crawl"

Today is gonna be the day 

Gonna fireball an orc or two 

By now, he'll be saying 'ow with his body melting down to stew 

I won't retrieve that looted body with all that yummy goo 

Until you chow 

Dark meat, the flesh tastes sweet 

Now the fire on his face is out 

For sure you've tasted it all before 

But you never really had a doubt 

I won't retrieve that looted body with all that yummy goo 

Until you chow 

And all the caves we have to crawl are bleeding 

And all the mobs that die for us are screaming 

There are many things that I would like to feed to you 

But l don't have time 

Because Mongo 

We're gonna be on the best talk shows 

And then we'll brawl 

On our Dungeon Crawl 

Today was gonna be the day 

That you're gonna eat a mob or two 

By now you should've somehow 

Realized that cha gotta chew 

I won't retrieve that looted body with all that yummy goo 

Until you chow 

And all the caves we have to crawl are bleeding 

And all the mobs that die for us are screaming 

There are many things that I would like to feed to you 

But I don't have time 

I said Mongo 

Gonna be on the best talk shows 

And then we'll brawl 

On our Dungeon Crawl 

I said Mongo 

Gonna be on the best talk shows 

And then we'll brawl 

On our Dungeon Crawl