This book is so bad it makes all the other bad books I've ever read look pretty good. Constant sexism? Check. Only straight white cisgender characters in sight? Check. Nonsensical plot? Check. Dumb pretty-but-she-doesn't-know-it blonde "I hate pink. And dresses. And the other girls" main girl who can't do anything for herself? Check. (By the way, if she hates pink so much, why does she have a pink nose ring and why is she wearing a pink dress on the cover?) Abusive broody bad boy? Check. Insta-love? Definitely. She actually think "I want to have his babies" as soon as she sees the guy, before even speaking to him.

Oh, and I didn't even mention the slang, made-up and otherwise. Define "ridonkulous" for me, someone.