I hated every character in this book. They were all too stupid to live. Seriously - they all went on a mysterious hike in the jungle with like one granola bar, a piddly bottle of water and sandals. And then proceeded to make the shittiest decisions at every turn. I cannot. 

 

Also, wtf is this sentence “it wasn’t diarrhea, but something one notch short of it. The shit slipped wetly out of him, collapsing into a small pile between his feet.” WHYYY. WHY IS THIS A SENTENCE THAT EXISTS. 

 

That said, four stars. The story was good. Lots of body horror - super creepy and upsetting.