Aaww! I want to go plotting and get up to prankster shenanigans with a hot krampus!

I was overdue something silly, spicy-bordering on smutty. I been reading about harrowing epic tales of the David and Goliath varieties over there yonder and I need a teenie tinie break. Romance has become my little refuge and trust Kimberly Lemming to put together a little something something😉 to take the edge off.

Plot/Storyline/Themes:
Krampus is very reasonable. He presents the facts before his spanks thy ass. I like an organized ...what is it a demon? A spirit? A what? Well whatever Krampus is he is organized.

Two Sentences, A Scene or less - Characters:
Hehehe Daphne is a basket case of problems.

Favorite/Curious/Ludicrous/Unique Scene:
She really hit pause in the middle of a heated debate to save her soul just so she could water plants. Well. Not just. They're plants afterall. Lol that was gold.

Favorite/Curious/Ludicrous/Unique Quotes:
🖤 “There wasn’t a situation alive I couldn’t gaslight, gatekeep or girlboss my way out of.” (😲no way, Daphne is problematic AF)
🖤 “You have the taste of something truly devious about you.” (Howcome Krampus aounds so hot?)

Favorite/Curious/Ludicrous/Unique Concepts:
■ Krampus has Interns and a cellphone
■metal ball piercings ahem...🔥

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