Ok, look, I'm sorry I cut my product with cheap rip-offs turned out by low-wage workers in Offaly, A Sequence Of Unlucky Happenings by Orangey Snippet. Please stop trying to kill me.

Submarines and mushrooms, not what I was expecting, but we've left the early days of doomed guardians well behind. We're still pursued by Olaf and Co, who, no matter how often they are foiled and the orphans survive, still seem to triumph and revel in their wickedness, bouncing back with more terrible schemes and more suffering to inflict. Even the noble people the Baudelaires find themselves in league with seem to wither and fail and let them down under the onslaught. One could almost say there's a theme developing here: I wonder what it could be?