“‘Never touch a mummified body part if you don’t know where it’s been. That’s my motto.’ ‘Holds true with un-mummified ones, too,’George said. ‘That’s the motto I live by’”(216).
“George paused. ‘Do I have to get up and come around to lean against the table in a cool, leaderish way like you?’ ‘That’s entirely optional.’ ‘Good, because my legs are too short to do it comfortably. My buttocks would keep sliding off’”(260-261).
“‘Is it a girl, do you think?’ George breathed. ‘The legs don’t seem like a grandma’s legs. Not that I’ve looked at the legs of that many grandmas, obviously. I’ve got other hobbies’”(319).

This book taught me that I have a horrible sense of humor, but I thought it was the best one in the series so far.