The one thing this book has going for it is how readable it is. The problems with it are numerous, and led to me frequently scoffing and muttering "are you fucking kidding me" and "oh, for fuck's sake" under my breath. And one note that just said "omg, wtf with the monologuing, NOBODY CARES."

I really expected her to find out Cal was a Pater, am genuinely disappointed he wasn't, and am not sure why the whole Cal subplot was even a thing? Also, howtf does she end up on house arrest after decapitating a dude in front of federal agents?!

Heed the content warnings.