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Blueberry Muffin Murder by Joanne Fluke
1.0

Things I liked: 
*Very cozy
*The fat shaming finally stopped

Things I didn't like:
*She's happily dating a misogynist who literally said the phrase "women can never know men the way men know men so listen to me" in a threatening way to get her to stay away from the other man she's dating (while none of them are exclusive).
*"Woman is eating more food than usual??? PREGNANT!!!! MUST BE PREGNANT!!!!!!!" -Hannah Swensen
*The woman who is *of course* pregnant because women can't just be hungry gets hounded for not drinking alcohol like maybe she doesn't want to divulge that she's pregnant the DAY SHE FINDS OUT in case, idk, she has a miscarriage which is extremely common and traumatic to go through, especially when people know you were pregnant
*Hannah is a know it all piece of shit that insists on constantly correcting people's grammar, even when her life just got saved by the person she's correcting. she just HAS TO BE THE SMARTEST PERSON OR SHE'LL EXPLODE

At this point I think I hate myself or I wouldn't make myself listen to these. However, my work shifts are super long and boring but it pays the bills and free audiobooks go a long way to entertain me during the day. You could say I love to hate these. And boy do I hate them. But hey, what else do I have going on during work other than mindlessly working? On to the next crappy free audiobook by Joanne Fluke.

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