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I figured since I’d arrived in Crazytown, I may as well take off my coat and stay a while.

Audio ARC review

I had exactly zero expectations gong into this book as I hadn’t heard of the series or author before, but I got the opportunity to sign up for an ARC, and the blurb made it sound like a good time. It was indeed a jolly good time.

The whole book is entirely OTT and crazy, and the narration conveyed all of it perfectly. There’s a lot of characters in it and many of them are truly characters, and the talented narrator made every one of them feel distinct and fun.

It’s not romance heavy, but the romance is a big part of the plot. Pretend that makes any sense. I can’t say I ended up caring much about the MMC, but it’s a big series so still lots of time for that.

Vain, self-proclaimed Prada slut turned vampire and savior in a romcom setting? Yeah it kinda worked. The book had some completely-outta-pocket moments that made me laugh, including:

“So my fighting coach is in my bedroom?”
“Yes.”
“Is it a male Angel or a female Angel?” I asked.
“It ain’t no Angel, baby. It’s a male Fairy!” Pam announced.
“He’s gay?”

3.5⭐️

⬇️ Blanket spoiler warning ⬇️

⚠️ Tropes & content tags ⚠️
Paranormal romance
Vampire MCs
Romantic comedy
Oprah-doppelgänger guardian angel
Age gap
Fated mates
Brief love triangle
Cliffhanger

⚠️ Content warning ⚠️
Death of grandparent (past)
Abusive parent commenting on looks
Fatphobia portrayed humorously
Drinking blood
Mention of FMC wanting kids but not able to after becoming vampire
Explicit sexual content
Orgasm in public
Graphic violence
On-page death of — horrible — parent
Brief mention of SC being raped (past, off page)
MC in coma
Pregnancy
Death of FMC’s friend
Verbally and emotionally abusive parent
Brief loss of pregnancy (fetus saved)

⚠️Book safety ⚠️
Cheating: No
Other person drama: There’s a brief sort-of love triangle before the MCs get together properly, but it ends quickly. The FMC and this other possible MMC kiss once but quickly realize they’ll only be friends.
Breakup: Yes
POV: 1st person, mostly single
Genre: Paranormal romance
Pairing: M/F
Strict roles or versatile: N/A
Main characters’ age: 29 and 522
Series: Series, book 1, cliffhanger
Kindle Unlimited: Yes
Pages: 502
Happy ending: No


When you die, the only things you leave behind are memories in the minds of those who loved you. That was how you lived on.

“You are mine,” he whispered, running his hand through my hair. “You were meant to be mine. You will always be mine.”




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