The fuck is going on over here...

I don't think that you're supposed to take this books seriously. I know I didn't and you know what, I had a blast. I think.
I knew all about the lady juice shit, I've read about it before going into the book because it's one of those things that people just talk about when they review this book and it's gross, it's nasty as fuck, but I came prepared and I wasn't blindsided and when I saw those words here, I was like, THERE IT IS!

*Excitedly crosses pussy juice off my YOU Bingo*

I don't know what Caroline Kepnes was on when she wrote this book because this shit is weird as fuck, it's so bad that it's almost, almost good. And hey more power to her because this abomination got a tv show adaptation and Penn Badgley is fucking good .

I can't rate this more than 2 stars because that would reflect badly on me and I just simply don't think that it deserves a higher rating than that. 1 star for all the time and effort the author put into this book, it can't be easy writing about two of the most annoying and insane literary characters I've ever read, and another bonus point, cause hey I was truly entertained because of how messed up this book is and it was genuinely, unironically hilarious at times.

Me, trying to decide whether I like this book or not