Thanks to Elizabeth Roubaix for the review copy and this is my honest review.

Listen, the premise for this is that the scientist heroine used her virgin blood to heal the rake hero of his venereal complaints and accidentally turned him into a blood sucking vampire. If you can get on board with that, you're in for a ride. 

I think it's hilarious but needed a bit more to round out the plot. I am also doing some internet searching about hymen, I won't be taking questions at this time.