Hap and Leonard go PI, though they're not that good at it. Fortunately Hap's girlfriend Brett takes over the business and she's better. Hired to track down a young woman who went missing five years before by a mean old grandmother, they quickly find themselves in a mess of prostitution, blackmail, bikers and hired killers. Help from Jim-Bob, Booger and even the deadly Vanilla Ride might be enough to do what needs doing, but not necessarily enough to get them through alive. Funny, thoughtful, rude crude and vulgar and spectacularly violent - classic Hap and Leonard.