Not to speak ill of the dead or anything but Poe to me is what cheap-ass chocolate tastes like on the tongue. Garbage. 

He sure loved his commas, didn’t he?! Ffs 🤦🏻‍♀️ It’s incredibly off-putting and - for me - the drawn-out sentences are complete nonsense. 

I know it was an “era” thing to use a shit-load of commas and overbearing long sentences and unfathomable English language but my autistic brain can’t deal with that stupid jargon. I’m done byee.

Now gimme me some Lindt.