PenDoug brought her usual flavor of unhinged darkish romance we all devour and pretend we don’t like. Gotta remove half a star for this being OVER FIVE HUNDRED PAGES - what is this, Krisjen with a J’s epic bang fest to Mordor? Defend this page count, PenDoug. And another half a star because

Krisjen with a J only banged FOUR BROTHERS! Unacceptable.

Anyways, it would be real cool if we get some other stories with the bros who didn’t get the girl. I’m not going to give any hints as to which brother she chooses (tsk tsk other reviewers), but if you’re a real PenDoug stan it won’t be at all a mystery.