5.0
funny lighthearted fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Character
Strong character development: No
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus: No

 Absolutely, hands down, one of the most ridiculous things I've ever read in my life. This short story makes the first Blasphemy! look like a perfectly sane piece of literature that any reasonable author might write.

I kind of loved this.

Representation: everyone's just queer as fuck.

Content warnings for: mentions of COVID/anti-maskers/anti-vaxxers; mentions of multiple US politicians; mentions of JKR and transphobia