There’s just something about a character wondering what the other MC’s lips would look like around his cock when they don’t even know each other in the second chapter of a book that really gives me the ick. It’s insane how often I see that exact phrase in books. My brain can’t even remotely compute being sexually attracted to someone I don’t know, so I know it’s a me-issue, but hell. Can’t MCs comment on how nice someone seems, and not the dick bulge that looks proportionate, while said dick-having-person is in the hospital after being injured?

Sorry to the author. I’m in a bad mood and this is a *massive* pet peeve of mine.