I truly cannot fathom how this book has such a high average rating. 

I'm not opposed to a cutesy and light-hearted story (this was supposed to be a vacation read), but this was just silly to the point of brainlessness. It's repetitive, immature, and frankly, boring and annoying.  This is the equivalent of a TV show you put on for background noise and pleasant visuals, knowing that if you leave and come back at any point, you're not going to have missed anything worth knowing. DNF @ 68%