I am not allowed to read Christopher Moore books in bed as the constant laughter keeps my lovely wife awake and makes for unpleasant mornings.

"Charlie was caught between being horrified and relieved that his darling little girl was discussing the silliness of a trio of Celtic death goddesses with a vengeful Buddhist deity dressed like a citrus fruit."

Sentences like that keep me coming back to Moore. A Dirty Job was a better book, but I enjoyed the second book. Any time I can spend with the Emperor and his men is time well spent.

7.5 Squirrel People dongs out of 10