Oh, Wowbagger. It kind of boggles the mind that he's been insulting everyone for as long as he has (which is something I would probably do for two hours, then give up on cos fuck all that work), but if he insulted Arthur 2,000,000 years in the past and JUST got to the Ks in the 1200s (CE), why was he trying to insult Arthur again at Lord's?

Did he fuck up and have to start over? Did he insult everyone and decide to do it again for funsies?

These are the things I think about.

"Right number of aitches?"