Chosen for Book Riot's "celebrity memor" challenge. I enjoyed Pitch Perfect, so uh, here we are.

"I want to be a real person, even if that person wasn't so great to begin with. I want to always be able to say, Hey, I'm not incompetent because I got famous, I'm incompetent because I'm a pathetic waste of humanity. But I'm not about to let it get any worse."

Funny, enjoyable, easy to breeze through. What more can you ask for from a celebrity memoir?