Hawke’s lip ring was mentioned upwards of 50 times while his sweatpants were mentioned about 30.

The cheaters are the heroes of this book. Some people are so offended by this and use it to justify a one-star rating but it’s the central plot, friends. Don’t suffer through this if it is going to upset you.  

An actual sentence is this book: “He smells like fresh soapy heaven splashed with some sort of cologne that gets my woman parts activated.” Listen, I’m not expecting Shakespeare here - as I’m pretty sure this started on Wattpad before moving to KU. It was entertaining as heck. 

Minus 1 star for Hall’s tenuous grasp of the American criminal justice system. 

A note on the content warning with a mild spoiler

there is a pretty graphic attempted rape towards the end of the book but StoryGraph’s triggers are limited