Bingley Bongley Beep! don't forget to say memo!

Okay then. Memo: If there's one thing I just can't abide by it's the senseless killing of people with bread. You don't wield a fresh baguette, an extra weighty ciabatta, a brioche, nor do you hurl a foccacia, gluten free, sourdough or any other floury goodness bread and bash someone's head in. Dwarvish Battle Bread you say...oh well, in that case - you just don't.  What you do with bread is slather it with good salted butter, maybe a layer of cured meat or some chunky luxurious cheese, maybe a side of kalamata olives and then get a glass of wine or in my case some good drip coffee and you savor every bite. That's what you do with bread.

Geez. Whatever will they think of next over there on the Discworld.

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Plot/Storyline:- 1 It took about 100 pages to get the story moving, before that it was like wading through the river Ankh-Morpork ...murky and a bit boring with a hint of annoying stink.

Characters:  Too many characters. My favorites: Wee Mad Arthur, The Vegetarian Werewolf, Detritus the Troll, That Captain Charismatic (Carrot) and hmmm, maybe Vimes .

Favorite scene:  Ho!...where to even start.  Vimes dictating a memo to his clock/functional organizer imp - the one that can't do much right.  Well, at least this imp "recognizes" handwriting. Or What about Rat-DEATH and he SQUEAKS.  Wee Mad Arthur - all his scenes.  Any moment with Captain Carrot (Sigh sigh, ogle ogle,  blush blush)

Favorite Quote/Concept: Too many, so I'll go with the cameo by my favorite character in all of Discworld. I AM DEATH, not taxes, I TURN UP ONLY ONCE (Death on the Late Mr Hopkinson's inconveniently timed murder which he'd want to lodge a complaint about)

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