Perfect Behavior by Donald Ogden Stewart

Perfect Behavior

Donald Ogden Stewart

100 pages 1922

5 editions

nonfiction classics self help funny informative lighthearted slow-paced
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The first thing to do on arriving at a symphony concert is to express the wish that the orchestra will play Beethoven\'s Fifth. If your companion then says "Fifth what?" you are safe with him for the rest of the evening; no metal can touch you. If...

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